Friday, November 07, 2008
Rat stats
Rats...
- can gnaw through concrete and metal.
- are incapable of vomiting.
- copulate 20 times a day.
- can reach 3 feet long.
- cause 7% of British house fires by chewing electrical cables.
- are the only animals the SAS are banned from eating.
- hate peaches (the fruit, not Mr Geldof's daughter).
- eat dog faeces.
- have a bite pressure of 7,000lb per square inch.
- can run faster than humans.
- can jump up to 6 feet.
- collapse their skeletons to get through narrow gaps.
- are cannibals, always starting with the brain.
info taken from Daily Telegraph, via The Week
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6 comments:
They start with the brain to be nice kill them quickly?
going by the rest of the stats, i very much doubt this is the reason!
Start with the brain? You've got a new fact for your list...
Rats are zombies. This much is very evident.
only they're real, much more clevererer, and they outnumber us! *shiver*
From the movies I've seen, zombies would outnumber us, too! I'd have loved to have seen this questionnaire...
"Dear Mr Rat, please answer the following questions as truthfully as you can
1) What is the toughest thing that you can bite through?" etc
Did i say they could read and write?
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