Tuesday, June 19, 2007

iPhone to be renamed 'iPiphany'


Just days away from the official launch, Steve Jobs has stunned the world by announcing that Apple's latest device will be renamed the 'iPiphany'.

"I woke up this morning and realised that this is more than a mobile phone, or a web browser, or a PDA... this device is the answer to all of humankind's hopes and aspirations…" gushed the excited Steve Jobs to a select gathering of reporters. The rest of his announcement was drowned out by the loud hum of his reality distortion field.

With many surveys predicting that every member of the American population is going to buy at least three iPhones (sorry, iPiphanies), and the growing rumour that it will include teleportation abilities, Steve may be proved right.
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5 comments:

Major Look said...

Steve is starting to scare me now!

iPiphany - yuk!

iPip, iPop, iPod (oh no that's been done by someone), iTel, iLike, iTalk, iRing, iowntheworld

Coel said...

On the subject of iPhones...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xXNoB3t8vM

soraneko said...

*checks that ti's not April1st*

... iPiphany, eh? That just... doesn't look right... give him a call pappy, tell him he's wrong and needs to change it back!

Brook said...

And a few posts before you showed...

...deleterious
diffident
enervate
enfranchise
***epiphany***
equinox
euro
evanescent
expurgate...

Co-incidence?

brett jordan said...

Not at all... i hear that Mr Jobs is a regular reader of my blog :-) look out for a series of desktop machines called 'ziggurat'!

 
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